Friday, 25 March 2011

Effects of Caffeine

Caffeine was ingested through drinking coffee and the affects noted:

Immediatly following a drink of coffee a sense of welbeing passes over like fresh air in the hair.  Oncer the cup of coffee is finished thirst for more coffee is evident, heart rate and breathing increase causing a fidgityness and a need to do activities such as house work which if not done result in rambling thoughts and talkitivness, gonadal engourgment with errection and rumbling stomach and hunger.  There is noticible need to urinate and pass watery stools and nasal congestion and mod swings.

There is noticeable deepening of the voice probably because of relaxed vocal cords and an increase in attention span and the well known need not to sleep!!!

But when you do get to sleep expect to have bizarre dreams and promiscuity seems normal behaviour!!!


However it is very difficult to wake up in the morning and a coffee seems to be the only drive to get up in the morning and see you through the day.


Caffeine is therefore a habitual drug that causes dependency and a caffeine psychosis!!

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