Sunday, 26 June 2011
Diver fishing my tackle
Sunrise this morning.
But I swear the bubbles I saw in the calm waters this morning where from the diver that snaped my line!
Monday, 20 June 2011
YOUR CLAIM FOR JOBSEEKER'S ALLOWANCE
A CHANGE IN YOUR JOBSEEKER'S ALLOWANCE
We have looked at your clim again following a recent change.
As of the next tax year ending 5 April 2150, you will no longer need to attend your local jobcentre plus office.
This is because we will change the way your jobseekers allowance is issued.
You will be provided a username and password for our website and an email address. All jobsearchers that you now carry out must be through our website and use the email address you have been allocated as all jobsearch activity will be recorded and your jobseekers allowance will be issued only if all jobsearch criteria are met as outlined in your jobseekers agreement.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS DECISION OR IF YOU THINK IT IS WRONG
Please contact us.
We have looked at your clim again following a recent change.
As of the next tax year ending 5 April 2150, you will no longer need to attend your local jobcentre plus office.
This is because we will change the way your jobseekers allowance is issued.
You will be provided a username and password for our website and an email address. All jobsearchers that you now carry out must be through our website and use the email address you have been allocated as all jobsearch activity will be recorded and your jobseekers allowance will be issued only if all jobsearch criteria are met as outlined in your jobseekers agreement.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS DECISION OR IF YOU THINK IT IS WRONG
Please contact us.
Litter Picker
Got nabbed for picking up a litter picker yesterday. It was lying on the floor in ASDA and I thought I'd have it - it turned out that it belonged to ASDA as the security guard came running after me.
Wouldn't care but he gave me a dodgy look as I walked in now he thinks I,m a thief!!!
Wouldn't care but he gave me a dodgy look as I walked in now he thinks I,m a thief!!!
Sunday, 19 June 2011
So i HEARD
And the same guy was sat in the canteen alone watching his colleges talk as one read a friend request on his mobile facebook to be the same name of this guys ex girlfriend.
p600
A guy was working scanning barcodes but unknown to him a p600 wave was broadcast when he read the human readable element of the code and was received by the hand held device and uploaded to remote terminal where his location was tracked before he even pressed a button.
Saturday, 18 June 2011
The Human POST
Deprive yourself from human interaction for some time and than re-introduce yourself to the world and you will observe your Power On Self Test. Just like your first day of school and seeing others the same as you for the first time switches on your power surge of adrenaline and stress hormones of the hypothalamic-pituitary axis. Your body boots up its fight or flight responses loading in stored data from past events and you the determine the Boolean response.
Following the POST is the CODE. This is your expression of the POST. Inevitably you will use posteriory knowledge and a language and accent unique to you to explain and support your POST. This CODE will not be recognized to others as their CODE like yours does not allow CODE recognition only reprogramming and spreading your CODE more politically correct - the DNA code in your genes.
Simply a POST CODE is what UK Royal Mail has used for years. Mine is NE24 4BN. LOL
Following the POST is the CODE. This is your expression of the POST. Inevitably you will use posteriory knowledge and a language and accent unique to you to explain and support your POST. This CODE will not be recognized to others as their CODE like yours does not allow CODE recognition only reprogramming and spreading your CODE more politically correct - the DNA code in your genes.
Simply a POST CODE is what UK Royal Mail has used for years. Mine is NE24 4BN. LOL
Thursday, 16 June 2011
when working in a factory
I started working in a factory on 9th June 2011. It was an easy job. Put-away items - not to difficult.
Day 1 learn how to use a scanner to scan the barcode of an article and put it away in a location with designated barcode.
Day 2 put into practice what you have leaned in day 1. Done.
Day 3 Make sure you can put day 1 and day 2 together.
Day 4 Crack on.
There will be no day 5 as it would transpire that the last four days were a training exercise for the security guards and a new team leader - you are a guinea pig!
What did you learn though?
1. when at work do not talk about work its a taboo subject.
2. do as you are told do not speak as everything you say is wrong.
3. do not try to talk to employees or employers in the break as you are after all there to follow instructions.
4. scanners will seem to take awhile to accept a barcode so that you become frustrated and do not meet key performance indicators and are thus wrong.
NO JOB IS STRAIGHT FORWARD
if it is you wont be there for long as there is nothing for you to do!
Day 1 learn how to use a scanner to scan the barcode of an article and put it away in a location with designated barcode.
Day 2 put into practice what you have leaned in day 1. Done.
Day 3 Make sure you can put day 1 and day 2 together.
Day 4 Crack on.
There will be no day 5 as it would transpire that the last four days were a training exercise for the security guards and a new team leader - you are a guinea pig!
What did you learn though?
1. when at work do not talk about work its a taboo subject.
2. do as you are told do not speak as everything you say is wrong.
3. do not try to talk to employees or employers in the break as you are after all there to follow instructions.
4. scanners will seem to take awhile to accept a barcode so that you become frustrated and do not meet key performance indicators and are thus wrong.
NO JOB IS STRAIGHT FORWARD
if it is you wont be there for long as there is nothing for you to do!
Sunday, 12 June 2011
Kitten
Got my girlfriends friends kitten call Nevaeh last night.
It disapeared up the chimney all night came out this morning to meet the other two cats of my girlfriend. Nevaeh spent sometime stalking Louie and Tabather is not pleased to meet her with constant hissing.
It disapeared up the chimney all night came out this morning to meet the other two cats of my girlfriend. Nevaeh spent sometime stalking Louie and Tabather is not pleased to meet her with constant hissing.
Saturday, 11 June 2011
Government's welfare to work scheme launched
The government's new work scheme has begun, with ministers promising it will give 2.4 million unemployed people help to find jobs over the next five years.
Under the scheme, approved providers, mostly private companies, will try to find work for claimants in the UK.
Seven-year contracts have been agreed and are on a payment-by-results basis.
"I wonder if this is why I am in work all of a sudden?"
Friday, 10 June 2011
Started Work
Started work as a laborer at Burberry warehouse coniston road blyth. I started scanning material for drop in to storage with a wireless scanning gun. Take home message is o remember to F6 to drop material.
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