Monday, 28 March 2011

Everything and Nothing

Is the the biological machine capable of making something from nothing?

The Uncertainty Principle suggests that matter could be created and destroyed by its antimatter pair according to Dirac.

Therefore if we believe in seeing a departed relative then may be they could be created as in an apparition!

Friday, 25 March 2011

Effects of Caffeine

Caffeine was ingested through drinking coffee and the affects noted:

Immediatly following a drink of coffee a sense of welbeing passes over like fresh air in the hair.  Oncer the cup of coffee is finished thirst for more coffee is evident, heart rate and breathing increase causing a fidgityness and a need to do activities such as house work which if not done result in rambling thoughts and talkitivness, gonadal engourgment with errection and rumbling stomach and hunger.  There is noticible need to urinate and pass watery stools and nasal congestion and mod swings.

There is noticeable deepening of the voice probably because of relaxed vocal cords and an increase in attention span and the well known need not to sleep!!!

But when you do get to sleep expect to have bizarre dreams and promiscuity seems normal behaviour!!!


However it is very difficult to wake up in the morning and a coffee seems to be the only drive to get up in the morning and see you through the day.


Caffeine is therefore a habitual drug that causes dependency and a caffeine psychosis!!

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Living with an ex-cannabis user

Abrupt and abusive

Shopping List

Eggs
Butter
Flour
Mince
Milk

Mince and Dumplings for dinner mmmmmmmmmmmm

library

went to the library yesterday and was informed that it was cold in there and that was why I could not type well!!!

On the way popped into poundstretcher and passed CSV employees and then seen ex client in library!!

Sunday, 20 March 2011

does it happen in threes

last night my mam fell and hit her cheek on a gate!!!

Friday, 18 March 2011

Ambulance

Ambulance outside residential home this morning!


Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Gorgeous Neighbour

I caught my gorgeous neighbour opposite my sitting room window looked up at my window as she stepped out of the car!

I have seen her twice before as I have put out the bin and brought in the cat.

Second Attempt

The previous post published on the second attempt.  The error message suggests it is beeing used twice or I have double clicked publish!

New Neighbour

A knock at the door today to enquire whether a stop cock controlled our water.  Must be moving in!

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Lonliness

When we are alone we look for comfort in others.  But if we do not have comfort in others we get it from our memories of others.  When we exhaust our memories we then start thinking and gaining comfort from our thoughts and ideas which are usually of a religious or conspiracy nature.  This is our deepest need to be with someone.  Even if there is nothing to talk about there face stimulates the nerves of the brain areas that satisfy our comfort.

So is faces all there is to reality?

As nothing else matters when you have a gorgeous face before you!

Spy Bird

Could a bird be used as a spy?

Birds fly and land everywhere.  They can sit on a roof top or window ledge and peer into the windows opposite.

So it would make sense to control a simple bird brain and relay what they see wirelessley through the mobile network to a computer!

Benefit Fraud

A person I know has been working whilst claiming benefits and someone has reported her and she has been informed today by DWP. 

Benefit cheats will be caught!

Thursday, 3 March 2011

Accidents do Happen

On 21st February 2011 I had arranged with my girlfriends granddad to take furniture from my vacant address to the tip. Although I had not heard from him all morning I had to go to the jobcentre to sign on at 12:51 and left at 12:00. I was walking up Princess Louise Road when he passed and beeped me over. I went over to his concern on why my girlfriend had not answered his calls and answered she had just got up and found the missed calls on her mobile that was left in her coat pocket out of reach. Saying that I now had to go and sign on and that I would be an hour or so, I would help with the tip jaunt as soon as, and left him to turn and go to his granddaughters.

I signed on as required, changed my address with the banks and library, picked up some shopping and headed home.
I was walking back up Princess Louise Road near the Isabella when my girlfriend phoned me to see where I was. I told her I was on my way back with shopping and she said that she had nearly emptied my old flat of junk for the tip in her sarcastic girly manner. She declined any help saying that there was just the wardrobe to put in the trailer, so I said I could drop the shopping off and help out but she declined.

I got back, had a bite to eat, sat round for a bit and then decided to go help out.

I was heading through Newsham Farm Estate and about to navigate between the postie and a chav when my phone rang. It was my girlfriend.

In floods of tears she told me that her granddad had had an accident and had been taken to hospital by ambulance.
I then legged it through the estate to my flat to find the wardrobe lay on its side in the middle of the main entrance.

With no blood I assumed to be a miner accident and went to my mams to change my details over the phone with the water board.

On the way back I decided to pop by a neighbour of the flat and ask if they had seen what happened. She said that two ambulances arrived and took a man away on the stretcher in a neck brace and a girl in hysterics took the car and trailer.

My girlfriend later told me that they were both taking the wardrobe down stairs (granddad at the bottom leading the way and she at top holding and guiding the wardrobe). However she was told that he had control and to let go in doing so she pulled her shoulder and he fell back on to the floor from the 5th or 6th step smashing his skull on a solid tiled floor.

In hindsight I seen a funeral precession leave the parlour in Blyth - where a girl on a bike mentioned it was her friends and she had missed it; and a director in a blacked out transit leaving an address on Princess Louise Road near the railway crossing!!!

He was taken to Wansbeck General Hospital by Ambulance and then transferred that evening to the Royal Victoria Infirmary where he was heavily sedated, scanned and placed in Intensive Therapy on a ventilator machine.

He had massive swelling and bleeding on the brain that would later require an operation to remove clots and brain tissue.

This did not help his brain tissue was destroyed.

His machine was switched off on Tuesday 1st March 2011 at 18:00.

He died 22:45 Thursday 3rd March 2011 and I attended his funeral at 10:30 11 March 2011.

R.I.P