Back Garden is Complete

I have done the back garden today.  It is now finished.  When I say finished, I mean, finished tidying it up.  It was a dump and s now a lot better.

I have taken a clipping of a holly tree to plant at the bottom of the garden.  It is in water to root and then I will transfer it to soil.

moved home

i moved home at the begining of feb 2012.  this place is a dump.  it needs loads of work: guttering, flashing, boiler, ceiling and front and back garden.

i have been doing the back garden for the last month.  it is looking much better.  i have just got to sift the rubble at the top of the garden and sweep up.  i hope to have this done tomorrow.

Conciousness

Neurones are excitablecells due to a potential difference across the cell mambrane.  Increasing the intracellular potassium concentration causes the neurone to fire an action potential such as that seen before the contraction of the heart. 

Similarly neurones that regulate breathing in the brain stem are in a constant fluctuation of firing and resting.  Theseelectrical fluctuation effect neighbouring neurones and cause them to depolarise and fire and action potential.  This is called cross talk and I believe is the substrate of consciouasness.

Thus, consciousness is a bi-product of nervous action potentials originating either in the the heart or respiratory centre in the brain stem.

Burn the house down

If the government has no plans for a disused building - they just burn it down to give the fire fighter some real world training and the police a chance to question those kids that are always hanging around and beeing anti-social.

Traffic Carming

How do you carm drivers caught in slow moving traffic?

Send an ambulance with sirens and lights through.  This ensures the drivers take a break from beeping at each other and that they are able to allow the emergency services through (a fire drill for driver).

Basic Policing

A police car with flashing lights and siren or [more effectivley] helicopter is despatched, causing alarm and arousing interest in the neighbourhood and an urge for them to take the dog for [another] walk.  Before you know it it seems that the whole neighbourhood is out in the street without their dogs but [unusually] grouped together talking and looking at the dog walker [as if in an ideal neighbourhood]. 

Little does the dog walker know, the majority of the congregation are in fact plain clothed police officers, not attending to a shout, but engaged in a basic police training exercise.  The workings of which are simple.  Cause alarm to a neighbourhood and identify those that respond with stop and search privilages.  The police know they are inoccent of the suspect crime but they can practice basic policing with relative ease in the real world.

sniffing around our network

I have a home office network running Debian GNU/Linux on all machines.  Using Ettercap and Wireshark I have been able to snif packets between my girlfriends computer and the router as she browsed the internet.

Jehovah's Witnesses

I have had my first discussion with two Jehovah's Witnesses today.

It was very interesting as I was informed that the eye is a miracle of engineering in that like a camera it has an auto focus function that requires no thought by the user and if like a camera it where left lieing around, to the observer it would seem that a creator had engineered it.

I commented that I could not believe in nor not believe in a creator as the link between man and ape was missing although evolution is a strong contender.

We agreed to disagree on different views and that they would put a leaflet through the door when passing and I would talk to other Jehovah's Witnesses.

Track Maintainance

I went to my mams for Sunday dinner today.  On the way their seen a sexy women walking down the steps who gained the attention of passing drivers and in the same place at the end of Albion bridge I seen a bloke in an electric wheel chair coming up the hill to cut me off at the steps!  I thought nothing of it at the time but hind sight is beautiful and it dawned on me at the railway crossing when I had to stand for a while waiting for track maintainance engine to pass.

I was talking to Deborah who had got off the bus and wrongly mistook the maintainance engine for a metro train but aroused the attention of some women stood next to me!

News of the World ends on 7/7

Is it not coincidental that the News of the World announces its end on the sixth anniversary of 7/7 London bombings and the day before the final launch of NASA's space shuttle program?

News rooms have reported the end of the world for the paper with no mention of 7/7 - a subtle move away from the past you ask?

Of course, its all old news and not much more to say so lets not dwell on the past and after all the news paper may have ties with the events of 7/7 bombings as they like a scandal and now we have had all of the 7/7 hearings its time to tidy up after ourselves.

Embarrassment

A physiological effect characterised by dilation of the blood vessels to the face, increased heart rate and blood pressure and increased sweating caused by satisfying ones ego in favour of ones morals as a person part of a social group.

Ultimate Surveillance Society

Search for an old friend on facebook and view their profile and you will be pleasantly surprised to bump in to them in the flesh when you step outside.

So well connected is the inter network and brain waves that you wishes are granted.

I had thoughts of seeing a rainbow yesterday and there was later on and looked up an old friend and saw her today!!!!!!

Diver fishing my tackle

Sunrise this morning.

But I swear the bubbles I saw in the calm waters this morning where from the diver that snaped my line!

YOUR CLAIM FOR JOBSEEKER'S ALLOWANCE

A CHANGE IN YOUR JOBSEEKER'S ALLOWANCE

We have looked at your clim again following a recent change.

As of the next tax year ending 5 April 2150, you will no longer need to attend your local jobcentre plus office.

This is because we will change the way your jobseekers allowance is issued.

You will be provided a username and password for our website and an email address.  All jobsearchers that you now carry out must be through our website and use the email address you have been allocated as all jobsearch activity will be recorded and your jobseekers allowance will be issued only if all jobsearch criteria are met as outlined in your jobseekers agreement.

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS DECISION OR IF YOU THINK IT IS WRONG

Please contact us.

Litter Picker

Got nabbed for picking up a litter picker yesterday.  It was lying on the floor in ASDA and I thought I'd have it - it turned out that it belonged to ASDA as the security guard came running after me.

Wouldn't care but he gave me a dodgy look as I walked in now he thinks I,m a thief!!!

Cat Fleas

My cat has fleas and I am sure they are crawling all over me!!!!

So i HEARD

And the same guy was sat in the canteen alone watching his colleges talk as one read a friend request on his mobile facebook to be the same name of this guys ex girlfriend.

p600

A guy was working scanning barcodes but unknown to him a p600 wave was broadcast when he read the human readable element of the code and was received by the hand held device and uploaded to remote terminal where his location was tracked before he even pressed a button.

The Human POST

Deprive yourself from human interaction for some time and than re-introduce yourself to the world and you will observe your Power On Self Test.  Just like your first day of school and seeing others the same as you for the first time switches on your power surge of adrenaline and stress hormones of the hypothalamic-pituitary axis.  Your body boots up its fight or flight responses loading in stored data from past events and you the determine the Boolean response.

Following the POST is the CODE. This is your expression of the POST.  Inevitably you will use posteriory knowledge and a language and accent unique to you to explain and support your POST.  This CODE will not be recognized to others as their CODE like yours does not allow CODE recognition only reprogramming and spreading your CODE more politically correct - the DNA code in your genes.

Simply a POST CODE is what UK Royal Mail has used for years.  Mine is NE24 4BN. LOL

when working in a factory

I started working in a factory on 9th June 2011.  It was an easy job.  Put-away items - not to difficult.

Day 1 learn how to use a scanner to scan the barcode of an article and put it away in a location with designated barcode.

Day 2 put into practice what you have leaned in day 1. Done.

Day 3 Make sure you can put day 1 and day 2 together.

Day 4 Crack on.

There will be no day 5 as it would transpire that the last four days were a training exercise for the security guards and a new team leader - you are a guinea pig!

What did you learn though?

1. when at work do not talk about work its a taboo subject.
2. do as you are told do not speak as everything you say is wrong.
3. do not try to talk to employees or employers in the break as you are after all there to follow instructions.
4. scanners will seem to take awhile to accept a barcode so that you become frustrated and do not meet key performance indicators and are thus wrong.

NO JOB IS STRAIGHT FORWARD

if it is you wont be there for long as there is nothing for you to do!